WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE: Your super healthy neighbor's idea of a cracker.

 

FIRST BITE THOUGHTS: It's been so long since I've had pizza that this tastes exactly like pizza. 

 

SECOND BITE SMACKDOWN: This is my new favorite cracker/chip/snack/food/company/life.

 

NUTRITIONALLY SPEAKING: A serving size is 1 oz., but since I’m not a drug dealer, I don’t have a scale. I went for the “generous handful” measurement. There’s 180 calories, 5g protein, 5g dietary fiber, and only 1g sugar and 10g carbohydrates. It’s raw, sprouted, vegan, nut-free, and gluten-free, made entirely out of seeds and spices. I think that means you can eat the whole bag in one sitting because it’s basically like doing cardio.

 

PAIR IT WITH: Your mouth.

 

FINAL THOUGHTS: These are good, not just "good for vegan health food." 10/10, would binge again.