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Vegan Taste Test
I TRIED A BUNCH OF VEGAN FOOD SO THAT YOU TOO DON'T WASTE $6.99 ON FIELD ROAST CHIPOTLE "SAUSAGES." YOU'RE WELCOME.

So Delicious Dairy-Free Cashew Milk
So Delicious Dairy-Free Cashew Milk
so delicious cashew milk
non-dairy frozen dessert
salted caramel cluster
WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE: Vegan caramel ice cream.
FIRST BITE THOUGHTS: I'm going to need bigger pants.
SECOND BITE SMACKDOWN: It's creamy, it's caramel-y, it's salty, there are chocolate chips. I guarantee that you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between this and dairy ice cream.
NUTRITIONALLY SPEAKING: YOLO.
PAIR IT WITH: A spoon.
FINAL THOUGHTS: I'll probably never buy this again because I have the impulse control of a golden retriever.
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